wxyzee:

: I hate when I ask someone, if they could be any superhero who would…

newskinoldceremony:

I hate when I ask someone, if they could be any superhero who would they be, and they say Batman.

I like to point out that Batman is not a superhero and is just rich buff guy with gadgets (not that that’s a bad thing but…when you put it in competition with powers). He has no super powers…

The difference is that Batman is so incredibly more badass than any other “superhero”. Spiderman is just a fucking bender and c’mon, Superman? I literally don’t know a single person who actually likes him in any sense. I mean I respect the fact he still works as a jorunalist or whatever, but does he have to wear the fucking ‘S’ suit underneath all his clothes? He literally has no mates (Louis Lane is a loser, attention-seeking whore). At least Batman has to be actually rung for him to do something. Or see a giant sign in the sky. I know I’d answer that message.

 I didn’t read all of this because i’m doign an assignment. But Rob always says superman. Always.

AND he hates Phoebe from Friends.

Oh the Ignorance of it all, not that superman is the greatest, he is however the original thus why he has so many unbelivable powers, however in response to your berating of him, Bat man has to be ‘rung’ because he doesn’t have the ears to hear crime like superman, its not supermans fault he has better hearing, hardly see how that can be used against him, also he has no mates does he? How about all his mates back in smallville and not to mention it was superman who was leader of the Justice league! Also lets not even get into the fact that Batman throws Robins out on their feet when they get too old!

Not also to mention, that in technical terms, Batman is a dective, not a super hero, and best he is a hero.